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How to Improve our Country – Part 1
I was reading Old School Zero’s komment on the AFL Beat post about sports holidays and that gave me an idea. Consider this the…
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Twitter Is for Thoughtful, Reasoned Discourse
If you’re on Twitter and you’re willing, reply with your username. Mine is @MontyStrange. I will follow each and every one of you, probably.…
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The Underballing Issue
No, this isn’t a post about my significant other’s failure to cup the balls properly. Much like the text messages on Tom Brady’s cellphone,…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 6
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! I am making it a habit now to wake up extra early on Friday mornings, start my…
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Two Very Dumb Questions
1. So. . . Uh . . . Why do the teams get to prepare and maintain custody of game balls before games? 2. Why…
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Weekly Puzzle: Champions and Cheaters
[INT, NFL Headquarters] GOODELL: No, no…it’s just…Peter…listen to me…STOP CRYING! [takes breath] It’s in the past, it really is. Just, next time, please wash…
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Dumb Looking Hockey Players
Here are some pictures of dumb-looking hockey players, each of which is slightly larger than the previous picture. There are only four pictures. Blogging…
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But I’m A Placekicker!
Hey Journal. I know I’ve been distant, but between my janitor job at The Dairy Queen and my promotion to Lead Tire Shiner at…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 5
Welcome To Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Indeed this was/is/will be a good day as Geelong won again! It really wasn’t easy as, just…
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