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LITTLE GUYS WIN!
Lincoln City FC, a FIF division team, goes to Premier League Burnley and wins their FA Cup game 1-0. The Fox Deportes guys were,…
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The Damned Reds
Hey guys, we are having an influx of Russians trying to gain access to good old DFO. I’m having to approve by hand, so…
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Important Trump News
Being the president is hard, you guys. An unqualified moron can’t actually do it. This has been breaking Trump news. http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/donald-trump-challenges-governing-presidency-234879 Read this and…
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Scott Boras reveals that Bryce Harper played through ‘an issue’ last season
Who gives a shit??????? He made more money than me last year. Screw you Bryce Harper. Screw you Scott Boras. Sincerely, tWBS
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American Kids No Longer a Priority
Betsy DeVos is in charge of educating your kids. They are no longer a priority to the Republican party. You can’t abort them, can’t…
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Old Man Begs For Cash
Hey guys, my birthday is next week. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nice for old Internet Dad, please think about a donation…
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Fiscal Conservative Now Oxymoron
Republican lawmakers have pledged $12-15 billion to build an unnecessary wall. Healthcare isn’t something the government should be paying for somehow.
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The Future of the NFL is STRONG
Evidence: Multiple writers ON A FOOTBALL-CENTRIC BLOG are openly talking about being done with the NFL
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New Season of Samurai Jack to Premiere on Smarch 11th
Along with the release of Mass Effect: Andromeda, Smarch is going to be considerably less terrible!
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Jim Tomsula To Bring Shoe Soup To Redskins Practice
The Redskins have given itinerant worker Jim Tomsula a new home, and a new group to teach the tricks of train-hopping and bindle packing.