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Aaron Rodgers to spend off season R-E-L-A-Xing, big timing family.
“I thought ‘run the table’ meant, like, at Denny’s” – Mike McCarthy
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2017 On Pace to “Out-Suck” 2016
Royals’ Yordano Ventura, 25, killed in car crash in Dominican Republic.
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Obama confiscates all guns, implements Sharia Law and socialist government.
More that 50% of U.S. populace is fine with that.
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Deep Analysis of Short Updates
New update section is like twitter, except without the potential to impact an election and/or the approaching end of days.
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Massachusetts Passes Law Banning Ben Roethlisberger From Public Restrooms
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Ozzie Newsome: Ravens need Joe Flacco insurance (Don’t we all? -tWBS)