So, how was everyone's week? I gather not everyone is taking things the same way. For me, the lockdown has had the perverse, yet not entirely unexpected effect of convincing more kids to try & complete courses than had we stayed open under normal circumstances. I've had kids that I haven't
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2019 Season)
Andy Reid sucks in the playoffs - the meme was going strong in Q1. Missed assignments, ridiculous drops, a blocked punt, and a muffed punt. A perfect storm of hell, and the 500s led 24-zip. At the time, my imaginary goal for the Chefs was to cut it to 24-14 at
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2019 Season
Allow me a brief moment to React Reasonably, then we will speak no more of that Donks/Vikes abortion. In my measured, humble opinion, the entire officiating crew are welcome to have sex with themselves, while their ded grandparents watch, after such time their genitalia shall turn green and fall off. [The
Your Sunday Evening, Mid-Holiday Weekend Open Thread
First off, I wanna thank Balls for covering Saturday night so I could enjoy the day with WineWife. Now, on to the more important point: this is the last Sunday for me until the end of the season. We are entering the most glorious part of the year at [DFO] for me -
Divisional Saturday Hippo Thoughts and Sunday Roundtable
No doubt all are as geeked as I am for the big Hippo/yeah right Derby (9:15, NBCSN), followed by Spurs hosting United (11:30, NBCSN). But let's acknowledge the obvious, as NFL Divisional play takes the spotlight. Kansas City came out for the snow day fun, and they weren't
Instant Hippo Thoughts
"OW MY HEAD!" "UGH, MY STOMACH!" "YIKES, MY BALLS!" These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks. Now, granted, I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus, you
Miss Bumbum – A Teaching Moment
As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of the NFL season starting, I took over tWBS's Sexy Friday post and set up a poll which would determine which Brazilian ass was the best Brazilian
CFL Beat: Week 2
With classes having wrapped up at long last for me, I finally have time to devote to this column! It's just as well - hard to binge-watch this league when you're drowning in emails from kids who are two months late in submitting assignments and still hoping to get above
Sunday Gravy with yeah right: It’s the 4th of July weekend. Grill Things!
Happy 4th of July weekend DFO! We are now officially balls deep into the summer. Hope everybody is consuming the proper amount of fluids to combat this evil time of year. I really don't know anyone who enjoys the summer. I guess kids who are out of school have some reason to
TGISF…aka Your “The Pimp is Too Apathetic to Think of a Theme This Week” Sexy Friday Open Thread
OK, so for the first time in like....wait, how long have I been the Pimp of [DFO] again???? .... Anyway, I'm too lazy to go check, but let's call it six months. Close enough. But yeah, for the first time in six-ish months, I've begun typing out this week's TGISF without
Your “Calm Before the Storm” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Kind of a quiet day publicly, as teams talk with players about mountains of green and all the gray they can slay. Tomorrow will be the same, as no deal can be publicly announced until after the start of the League year on March 9 at 4:00PM ET. Still, there are some
Week 15 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and Some Pro Bowl Challenge Suggestions
Whaddup, GenPop, how's everyone doing today? It's a beautiful winter day here in Cleveland. One that seems to have brought white out blizzard conditions, negative wind chills, and with that A SNOW DAY. Granted snow days are nowhere near as fun as an adult as they used to be while in