Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Some Calls!

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - February 16, 2026February 16, 202685

Guten Tag, Drones. We're excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position for the next few months. Unless the Cardinals are good this seaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh man, almost got that out, too. Anyway, I've already got a list of 24 topics, which gives

Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

Don T - February 15, 2026February 15, 202669

♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ... But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships end, a local saying here in PR goes “A nail gets out another nail [waits for acknowledgement of wisdom received]”. I see you’re unmoved. Ok. It has

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season 12 Premier! Aguachile!

yeah right - February 15, 2026February 15, 2026113

Good morning Gravy Heads! Look at all you motherfuckers up in the house that gravy built. Getting me all teary eyed and shit. Think about this shit, man. We've been together for a long time. Long time. And we've had some times, now. Good times. Some of the stupidest shit I've ever read comes from

The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4

ballsofsteelandfury - February 14, 2026February 14, 202694

As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE pledge to you, OUR loyal subjects, to share our knowledge and update you on the goings-on in the Realm every Saturday Night in the off-season. Tonight,

In the Land of Nothingness, Nothing is King

Fuck You America

King Hippo - February 14, 2026February 14, 2026139

That's right, we don't even have any EPL fun this weekend. Since Newly Disappointing Everton are out of the FA Cup (i.e., now a "Mickey Mouse" cup, in footy parlance), I could be arsed about that (check ESPN+ in case you get uber-bored, though). Might as well recap recent events, though. City of

Sexy Friday – 20260213

Mr. Ayo - February 13, 2026February 13, 202670

TGIF! Welcome to the offseason. Not coincidentally, it's Friday the 13th. Stay safe out there. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of unlucky, let's learn about some folks that went through some finger episodes. (Not that type, the sexy section is below) Pay Phone Remember pay phones? And that coin return slot? Yes, this gentlemen

Request Line: A Prom to Die For – Part 5 (Theatrics)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 13, 2026February 13, 202689

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000′ as it boots up… …to a studio that has remained empty during the entire NFL season. As we watch,

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Warm Thoughts

Sharkbait - February 13, 202643

Happy Friday! I hope you're enjoying the Winter Olympics as much as I am. I can't get enough of them. It definitely helps I can have it on in the background all day, and then catch up later at night with what I've missed. Despite my affinity for the (in

Your Thursday Night Reaching Under The Couch Looking For Content Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 12, 2026February 12, 202672

The Olympics are a gimme of course and I'm mighty grateful for them but news on other fronts? Well of course the first thing that came to the front of my frontal lobe is that there is a new city where the beautiful fight crime. I'm just going to assume

Olympics Open Thread

OLYMPICS!

Sharkbait - February 12, 2026February 12, 2026117

Apologies once again for the intermittent site issues. I can assure you, we've got top men working on a fix right now. Anyway, we need some content today, so let's look at the Olympics schedule! What? Like you're gonna be working with Olympics on? Come on now. Some event spoilers below,