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Sexy Friday – 20240216
TGIF! So what are we to do with our Sundays now? Well, Sunday Gravy first thing in the morning, but no idea after that.…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)
Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It’s time to find out how well…
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Sexy Friday – 20240209
TGIF! The Superb Owl await us. Onwards! Survival – Personal Edition Let’s say you’re driving a little eagerly and are about to roll your…
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Sexy Friday – 20240202
TGIF! I was going to do a Groundhog Day spoof and just reuse last week’s post with a new title and intro, but it’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20240126
TGIF! We have our Saturdays back! We also have only three (3) games remaining in the season. I’m sure they won’t be at all…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Deux
Turns out today is LITERALLY a Rainy Day here in LA. Who knew? As the fallout from yesterday’s games is coming through, here are…
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Sexy Friday – 2024019
TGIF! Folks, we are on the doorstep of the greatest weekend of footy. Make sure you’re properly hydrated and rested. Survival – Personal Edition…
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well… For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of…