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Gazing into Balls’ crystal balls
Trust me, you do NOT want to see the other images I considered for this post. This will be my weekly outlook as to…
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Miss Bumbum – A Teaching Moment
As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of…
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Cleveland Browns At Bye (-7)
I trust Hippo is not the only one that will get that joke. So, true story, the call was made in the DFO back…
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Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – Edición de Libertadores
What? Or should I say, “¿Qué?” Today, in addition to the usual European league action, we have the first leg of the Copa Libertadores…
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Your Matchday 4, Day 2 Champions League Open Thread
With all the posting activity yesterday, we didn’t have an open thread for the Tuesday games. HOWEVAH, we are fixing that today!! First off, …
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
This time, I’ll REALLY put the sexy in the Soccer Saturday Open Thread! You see, kids, the person that was originally going to write…
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Your No Mess-i Champions League Wednesday Open Thread
Work with me. It’s a difficult time for us culés. And no, that’s not a word associated with yummy juicy asses although I could…
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Your Young Boys in Europe Tuesday Champions League Open Thread
As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO’s adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia. If you…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full…
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Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What…