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Ballsy’s World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group L
First off all, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it…
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Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition
So, the Clone function is borked and I can’t use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open…
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Sexy Friday – 20260220
TGIF! Valentine’s Day is done and dusted, but that baby is still on the way in November. Congrats in advance. Word Count Filler Time…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Sexy Friday – 20260213
TGIF! Welcome to the offseason. Not coincidentally, it’s Friday the 13th. Stay safe out there. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of unlucky, let’s learn…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples and Open Thread 2026-3
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Sexy Friday – 20260206
TGIF! No hate in today’s post, because we’re all excited for Sunday. HOX! Word Count Filler Time When we last saw Jackie Chan he…
