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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-29 (Last one!)
College football starts TONIGHT! Which means that the off-season is over and real football is beginning. In honor of that, tonight I present to…
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Sexy Friday – 20250822
TGIF! I’m on the verge of an afternoon vodka nap, so let’s get this done. Word Count Filler Time Hey, baseball is happening. Even…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 23 Recap!
There is only one week left in the regular season. Lots of stuff to get through. Let’s get to it! *** The AFL Ladder…
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Pre-season Monday Night Football – Open Thread
Welcome, welcome! Monday Night Football (or a somewhat reasonable facsimile thereof) will be played tonight. We have Redshirt’s Bengals vs. Dok’s Commanders, one team…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-28
I’m going continue the bit with the lists but we’re getting close to the end of this series of posts as the season is…
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Sexy Friday – 20250815
TGIF! We’ve got more preseason games! We’ve even got the return of lesser footy! I’m sure there will be an uplifting and informative post…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 22 Recap!
This week, the Pies lost AGAIN and now maybe I’m ready to agree that the wheels are falling off. They have a tough game…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-27
I’m going continue the bit with the lists but we’re getting close to the end of this series of posts as the season is…
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Sexy Friday – 20250808
TGIF! Preseason football has arrived! So many third stringers. And season ending injuries. Fun times. Word Count Filler Time Karma! Sometimes it actually happens.…
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AFL Beat 2025 – Round 21 Recap!
This week, the Pies lost again and all of a sudden people are trying to say the wheels are falling off. Easy there, AFL…