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Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals…
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Boring Friday Post
Hello. My name is OldSchoolZero and I’d like to talk at you for a while. Please feel free to fall asleep, or masturbate and…
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Thank You For Calling Illegal Aid
Interviewer: Hello, thank you for calling Illegal Aid, how can I help you? Caller: Hi! I’m so glad I got through, I was on…
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OSZ WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Remember that in-person interview I was so excited about? Well, I just got the call that they’re hiring me! I’M A WINNER TODAY! Not…
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Posts To Make Jokes On, Ranked
1. Kontent Klearinghouse 2. Liveblog 3. Various football news posts 4. Creepy Fanfiction 5. Fans React Reasonably 6. Komments of the Week 7. The…
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That Feeling…
http://www.dedleg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homer_face_melt.gif When it’s Friday the 13th and you gotta work on Saturday. This is worse than Valentine’s Day!!
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Damn the man. Save the Zero.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! The dog’s ringing the job interview alarm cowbell because I just got the call that I have in-person interviews on Monday Thursday…