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The DFO Interview: Scott Hanson
“Honey, where’s my pajama pants with the little helmets on them?” I’m catching up with Scott Hanson at home as he gets ready for…
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DFO, Money Comes In – Week 2
As we mentioned last week, Week One games are notoriously difficult to predict. Given that, I say that WhyEaglesWhy’s and my performance of basically…
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I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview
[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya’ll wanna hear…
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Updated Preview Parade: New England Patriots
God is dead. He was killed by the Easter Bunny and Lady Liberty, who in turn completed the metaphysical murder-suicide by drinking Drano…
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HR DUURRRRBY!
The HR Derby is being simulcast on TWWL this evening. Due to technical difficulties, though, it is just a black abyss on the screen.…
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Meanwhile, at BroBible HQ
Head Bro Seth: Dudebro, this whole Uproxx thing is, like, sweet. We even got, like, KSK now and that place is TEH SHIT, right?…
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Frowback Friday: The WordPress Years
We largely tend to shy away from posting actual rumors here at KSK. Why? Because they’re almost always wrong. And our business is comedy and…
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In Which We Address Mad Men…
Look, I’m going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised…
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How to Improve our Country – Part 1
I was reading Old School Zero’s komment on the AFL Beat post about sports holidays and that gave me an idea. Consider this the…
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But I’m A Placekicker!
Hey Journal. I know I’ve been distant, but between my janitor job at The Dairy Queen and my promotion to Lead Tire Shiner at…