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A Very Special Reminder!
Good morning everyone! I trust you all had a nice weekend and those of you who are lucky enough to have your mothers with…
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We need to talk about last night’s Paradise Hotel: Chlamydia Stew
I swear to you that I have better taste. I do not just exclusively watch skanky reality television. Last night, I had finished dinner…
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A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off
Here’s a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of “tradition” and “the…
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New Year Resolutions 2019 – Quarter Time Update
As you may remember, I did a post at the beginning of the year outlining my goals for the year and encouraging you to…
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AFL Beat – 2019 AFL Season Preview
AKA, So I wanna pick a team, which one should I pick? Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! The AFL season starts this…
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Your “Happy Louis Riel/ Family/ Islander/ Nova Scotia Heritage/ Presidents Day” Open Thread
Yes, today is all of those things! Except in the Canadian territories because, much like the U.S., Canada could give two shits about territories.…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Superb Owl Prédiction
This is my last prediction post for the season discussing who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, …
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Love Actually – The Balls Review
Author’s Note: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I made a public DFO bet, which I promptly lost. My self-inflicted…
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Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Divisional Round
This is my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs, who won’t, who will win, and who won’t. As promised, I’m keeping track…
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25 Questions – Bud Light Queen
While we may dislike the company itself and/or the product they sell (my Mexican friends famously call it “pipi beer”), you can’t deny that…