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Commentist Beer Barrel: Barrels and Barrels of Barrels
Beer, as most of you know, is really good. Another thing that many of you also know is that liquor is also good. But as…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Winter Is Yummy
Winter is the best season for drinking, as everyone knows. In the winter, whether you favor wine, spirits, or beer, you can drink any…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #1
Have you ever wondered what would happen if soccer had the wettest ball-slappiest intersport sex with Australian Rules footy? No, Rex, that’s not what…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Dogfish Did It
Yesterday, I walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer seasoned with chocolate, basil, and lobster. It’s important to me that I…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Iced, Bro
For the first week of the year here in Austin, it’s cool enough that lady snow and I don’t have to worry about turning…
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TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH
Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week Ten
Sunrisesunrise!! Congratulations, good sir! It is fitting that, today of all days, you have chosen to donate your winnings to the Wounded Warrior Project.…
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DFO Meetup – Karl Strauss, Costa Mesa
Earlier this year, my good friend was hired by Karl Strauss as one of their Brewers. Many years ago he home-brewed, where he produced…
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NFL Fan Drunkenness News OR How Do We Stop Worrying and Get Sponsored By a Breathalyzer?
Apparently BACtrack (sidenote: AWESOME name for a company) has been collecting blood alcohol content data on NFL gamedays and analyzing which fans are drunkest.…
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DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 9
Still together, hand in hand, strolling towards the inevitable sunset. Who will break away and walk towards the beach and who will fall down,…