Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 6: The 1933 Fuller Dymaxion

The Maestro - February 16, 2023February 15, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! The NFL is over? FUCK. You mean I gotta WORK now to get geared up for the USFL? Son of a BITCH. These shitmonglers know that they're makin'

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 5: The 1921 Leyat Helica

The Maestro - February 9, 2023February 8, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! I don't give a fuck about the Super Bowl. Never have, never will. Ain't never won it ONCE in my whole goddamn career. Fuckin' fancy pricks. Bet they don't even

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 4: The 1920 Briggs & Stratton Flyer

The Maestro - February 2, 2023February 1, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! I'll tell you one thing, brother. I wouldn't piss on Tom Brady if he was on fuckin' fire. I wish nothin' but hate on that dude. Fuckin' ruined

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 3: The 1913 Scripps-Booth Bi-AutoGo

The Maestro - January 26, 2023January 25, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! USFL commish says we gotta start takin' a look at our rosters to figure shit out soon. FUCK THAT. It's BURNOUT SEASON, baby. Colder temps mean more rubber

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 2: The 1911 Reeves Overland OctoAuto

The Maestro - January 19, 2023January 18, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN' BACK, BITCHES! God DAMN. That was some good fucking playoff football last week, huh? Not the Bucs I guess, though. Brady looked like a rusted-out heap of shit. Guess whatever

Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 1: The 1899 Horsey Horseless

The Maestro - January 12, 2023January 12, 2023

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] What the FUCK is UP, you fucking PUSSIES? I'm BOSS FUCKIN' TODD HALEY, head coach and GM of the USFL's MEMPHIS SHOWBOATS WOOOOOOOO!!! You dumbshits probably know me from my NFL experiences in KC

Your “Happy Bastille Day Eve!” Wednesday Night Open Thread

Open Threads

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 13, 2022July 11, 2022

Photo Credit: I took a GIS result and added the word almost to it myself in paint Alright, almost halfway through July. We're all counting down the days to the end of the world, right? For those of you that don't know, Bastille Day is a French Holiday commemorating the storming of

Limpin’ aint easy: Your (Real Madrid free) Spain Euros 2020 (in 2021) Preview

Wakezilla - June 1, 2021June 1, 2021

iHola muchachos! this is your very hungover preview of Spain's chances in the Euros. I sacrificed my head to give you a top quality decent somewhat mediocre cromulent preview. The big story is more about who is not on the team than who is on the team. Due to injuries, Sergio

Your Lesser Footy AM open thread: How soccer helped end apartheid in South Africa

Wakezilla - February 9, 2019February 9, 2019

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The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing this morning. The Soweto Derby is one of the most legendary and insanely violent matches in the world. There has been multiple times where these two

A Glass of Champagne and the ’72 Dolphins: Educating youths of a tradition never discussed

Wakezilla - November 5, 2018August 14, 2019

“When you go to history, let’s go into history. Don’t just go to your history. Let’s go to the history. Or don’t go into history at all. If you going to go back there, we can go back there. Or we can stay right here. … This is what they

Historical Badasses: Naresuan the Great

Historical Badasses

The Maestro - May 4, 2017May 4, 2017

Think of the craziest fight you've ever been in. Bare knuckles? Sure. Sticks? Probably as a kid, I guess. Baseball bats? If you're unlucky. Knives and guns? Man, I really hope not. Elephants? Probably not. However, if you're a 16th-century king of Thailand, not only is there an elephant present, but two of

Historical Badasses: Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck

Historical Badasses

The Maestro - April 27, 2017April 27, 2017

I've done a lot of reading on the First World War as of late; one of the more recent discoveries from my Wikipedia rabbit-holes is that there was, as it turns out, a pretty significant amount of fighting between the Germans and the British in Africa starting in 1914. With