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Need a team to cheer for at the Euros? Root for Hungary: The Ultimate Underdogs!
FIFA Ranking: 20 Manager: Bernd Storck Special Move: Curses Odds of winning: 200:1 The most you should wager on them: $20. . . Think…
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DFO Euro 2016 Preview – Italy
As I hope we all know because we’re smarter than average bears here, Italy is that country in southern Europe that looks like a…
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DFO Euro 2016 Preview – Turkey
Sorry I’m late with this, hoped I’d have it up by their first game. Anyway, here are my thoughts on the Turkish team aka the Crescent-Stars,…
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Euro 2016 Preview: Portugal
I’m going to let you in on a hidden talent I have– I can correctly identify all the flags of the world. The origins…
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Your “Seriously? No One Is Showing ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” Monday Open Thread
I’ll take “The Longest Day” or “Band of Brothers”. I realize not every date can be memorialized, but I guess more of WWII is…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Colombia
Nickname: Los Cafeteros (The Coffee Growers) FIFA World Rank: 4 Coach: José Pekerman. . . tee hee, Peker. Roster: GOALKEEPERS (3): Cristian Bonilla (Atlético…
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Euro 2016 Preview – España
What do people think of when they think of Spain? There is a reason I put all those pictures in that order. After all…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Chile
Bienvenidos! Yes, I tried to spell that myself first, and really fucked it up. I am here to talk about the Lesser Footy hipsters…
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Copa América Centenario – Group D: Argentina and the Tale of Messisyphus
For the last eight years, Lionel Messi has been in the handful of best players in the world and he will have the most accomplished…
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Champions League Final Open Thread
Before you do anything, click play on this video: And now you know what the hell they are saying when you hear that song…