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It’s Wednesday and we’re halfway through the grind.
That’s the tough part about having a three day weekend coming up. It makes the current week just fucking crawl. It really doesn’t help…
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Your “You’re not in the mood? Well you GET in the mood” Thursday Night Open Thread
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – LATE AFTERNOON A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging around in their office. Scratch that – ONE sleazy…
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Thanksgrieving Week Tuesday Open Thread
Thanksgiving is my favorite mainstream holiday. As soon as people can agree on a date for National Oral Sex Day (which obviously SHOULD be…
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It’s…Tuesday Open Thread
I suppose after last week’s Stripper Monkey Attack, we were probably due for a lull. No famous quarterbacks ripping off the mask to show…
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Pole Assassin Monkey Attack! Tuesday Open Thread
“Ladidahdahdah, just a normal Tuesday. Maybe I’ll check in on DoorFliesOpen…” BOOM! STEALTH CRIMEBEAT! Oh bitches, you didn’t realize what you were walking into,…
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THIS GUY Memorial Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, that was…almost entirely expected. The Big Damn NFL News that broke last night was that Jon Gruden, prototypical Tape Eater and Patron Saint…
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Wrath of Shad Khan Tuesday Open Thread
And so we finally come to the end. We are finally waking from our long global nightmare of disillusionment and ennui. Yes, Daniel Craig’s…
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Drugs are Good, Mr. MacElroy! Drugs are Our Mates! Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, for those of us on Uncle Sam’s payroll, prepare your anus for another Republican Shutdownapalooza. Yes, in the increasingly likely event that the…
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Monkey-Fighting Snakes!: Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations, Canada. You managed to spend roughly $468 million to kick three Quebecois folks out of their legislative seats. California spent $275 million to…
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Was It Good For You Too? Tuesday Open Thread
I missed you, Mama Football. Yes, the Bills stepped repeatedly and forcefully on their own genitals and Rapey Jameis looked like the Second Coming.…