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Quick Field Notes From Seattle
The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area. Yes, we had a lovely time,…
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Aldon Smith Appeals His Suspension
INT. DAYTIME – ROGER GOODELL’S OFFICE ROGER GOODELL – the NFL commissioner – sits behind a desk shrouded with a dark sheet. ALDON SMITH…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: It’s Chili Outside
I won’t take up too much of your time today, folks. I know we’ve all got football to watch. I’ve loved spicy food for…
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Oakland Raiders Sign Feckless Drunk for Unspecified Number of Bottles of Beer on the Wall
The Oakland Raiders have decided to add embattled outside linebacker Aldon Smith to their roster, reportedly signing him to a one-year deal. Please make jokes accordingly.