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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners
Yes, it’s time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to…
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Sexy Friday – 20250131
TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend! Survival – Personal Edition…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update
I don’t really expect y’all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I’m writing this to keep myself accountable…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Sexy Friday – 20250124
TGIF! It’s championship weekend! Can’t wait for the CC matchup in the LIX bowl. Survival – Personal Edition Say you’re at the stadium or…
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Sexy Friday – 20250117
TGIF! We have three glorious days of footed ball ahead of us, so let’s get to it. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s talk about…
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Sexy Friday – 20250110
TGIF! Half the country is burning, the other freezing, and I’m stuck here with only clouds and rain. *pokes Mt. Rainer* Do something! Survival…
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Sexy Friday – 20250103
TGIF! Happy New Years! And say goodbye to midweek off days. Full workweeks resume Monday, so enjoy you the next few days. Survival –…
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Ballsy’s 2025 Goals
I didn’t really want to call them Resolutions because they’re really not. I tend to think of Resolutions as change you want to effect…