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Sexy Friday – 20240607
TGIF! Can’t the NBA and NHL just get along and alternate days of playing their finals? Having nothing today is just brutal, although I…
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Sexy Friday – 20240531
TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their short week. (No offense, LowRatio) By the time you’re reading this, I’m melting in Palm Springs. Hope your weekend…
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Summer of Soccer Previews: Slovenia in Euro 2024
Back in the olden times, pre-COVID, I took advantage of BMW’s European Delivery program and flew to Munich to pick up my M car…
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Sexy Friday – 20240524
TGIF! Welcome to the long weekend. Don’t forget to pay your respects on Monday. Before that, though, is the best Sunday of the year.…
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Sexy Friday – 20240517
TGIF! One of the great benefits of writing this weekly post is I copy the last week’s template. Which means I get to relive…
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Marika and 2Pack Review Team Italia Euro Cup 2024
Editor’s Note: This is the start of our Summer of Soccer Team Previews! We are exactly a month away! First off, our Italian field…
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Sexy Friday – 20230510
TGIF! Hopefully no one here caught a stray from Drake and Kendall rap beef. Also, Mother’s Day is Sunday, so remember to do something,…
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Sexy Friday – 20240503
TGIF! Hope no one was arrested for protesting this week. Sure glad nothing embarrassing happened on the campus of my alma mater. Survival –…
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Sexy Friday – 20240426
TGIF! Hope everyone is enjoying the draft and laughing at the Falcons. More importantly, though, there’s playoff hockey! Survival – Personal Edition Now the…
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Sexy Friday – 20240419
TGIF! It’s playoff season! Well, not today, but starting tomorrow anyway. Why yes, the hardwood footy play-ins are not playoff games you rube. Please…