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Sexy Soccer Saturday Morning Open Thread and Champions League Group Stage Review
Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn’t count as football. It’s on par with…
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Sexy Friday the 13th!
Our resident Sexy Friday writer, TWBS, is indisposed at the moment and so he asked in the back room if anyone wanted to take…
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Your “Politeness is the flower of humanity” Friday Evening Open Thread
OK. Not to sound too maudlin, but this will be my father’s fifth dead Christmas. He went out in the spring of ’15. Shit…
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Copa América 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place yesterday even though we already knew which groups most teams would be in. How does that happen, you say? Well,…
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Euro 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place last Saturday even though not all teams have been determined. How does that happen, you say? Well, UEFA decided to…
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Your “You Get What You Pay For” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t have anything meaningful to say today. I’d like to think of something to write about. But here we are less than an…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Three” Friday Evening Open Thread
I bet you thought I’d forgotten about this little series. Well, “series” might be pushing it considering that this is only the third installment…
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Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yeah, it’s been a while. But you remember. This is one of those weeks where I can’t think of anything else so I choose…
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Your “Taking Leave Of Our Senses” Friday Evening Open Thread
Leaves have been falling here for a coupla months now. I’ve kept up with them, at least to a degree, up until now. But…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty…