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Euro 2020 Group Stage Draw Recap
The draw took place last Saturday even though not all teams have been determined. How does that happen, you say? Well, UEFA decided to…
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Your “You Get What You Pay For” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t have anything meaningful to say today. I’d like to think of something to write about. But here we are less than an…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part Three” Friday Evening Open Thread
I bet you thought I’d forgotten about this little series. Well, “series” might be pushing it considering that this is only the third installment…
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Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yeah, it’s been a while. But you remember. This is one of those weeks where I can’t think of anything else so I choose…
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Your “Taking Leave Of Our Senses” Friday Evening Open Thread
Leaves have been falling here for a coupla months now. I’ve kept up with them, at least to a degree, up until now. But…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Early Morning Open Thread
Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty…
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Your “Riding That Sugar High” Friday Evening Open Thread
Last night as I was driving home, I noticed multiple hordes of hooligans roaming the street and looking for trouble it seemed. They were…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Eight
Welcome back! Last night, we got the still-undefeated San Francisco 49ers going against the Arizona Cardinals in Phoenix. This meant that the “home” crowd…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…
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Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread
Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our “No Pants Rule”. We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running…