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TGISF… Whose Side Are You On, Anyway?
Recently, while on the beach, I spied a group of a half dozen or so lovely young ladies. Shut up, I said “spied”, not…
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World Cup 2018 Team Preview – Sweden
Whatever happened to the Swedish Bikini Team? I mean, yeah, they were really American models that were put together for an Old Milwaukee advertising…
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2018 Copa Mundial Team Preview – México
As I type this, México is playing Scotland in a friendly match in the Despedida for El Tri. The French would call it the…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 11
This week, All this, a big upset, plus more perfection coming up on… Welcome To Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! *** Round 11 The…
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TGISF: Balls Takeover
Have you ever gone to your favourite bar and there’s a “Takeover” by a brewery where they offer special beers that are very rare…
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Your I Don’t Want To Work Open Thread
Well, apparently that’s what our computers said this morning as there is no Internet and the drives are down. There is no actual productive…
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AFL Beat – Special Edition – Your 2018 Sir Doug Nicholls Indigenous Round Guernseys
This is my favourite “theme” Round that the AFL does to promote a cause or honor a group of people. In this case, it…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 10
This week, You may be wondering what those three pictures mean. Well, the big news this week is that the Docklands stadium currently known…
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Your It’s Not The Charlotte 600 Because It’s Not Porn Sunday Night Open Thread
This is one of the rare Sundays I get to enjoy fully. Tomorrow is Memorial Day, hence no work and no going to bed…
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TGISF…In Repose
re·pose1 rəˈpōz/ noun noun: repose 1. a state of rest, sleep, or tranquility. “in repose her face looked relaxed” synonyms: rest, relaxation, inactivity; More…