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Request Line: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)
Mike Tyson is inside a radio studio, alone. His producer is behind the glass. MIKE TYSON: *looking at the glass* Turn that thermostat up.…
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Request Line: He Was Who We Thought He Was
Denny Green died this morning due to cardiac arrest. While most folks remember him for his spectacular tirade after his Cardinals blew a 20…
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Request Line: The Cheatin’ Side of Town
Hello. I’m Tom Brady. You might have recently read the news that my petition was denied by the U.S. Second Court of Appeals, and…
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Request Line: Electricity
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Open on an empty studio. Two distinct spots in the air begin to shimmer, and a pair of figures…
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DFO Radio: Armageddon
Greetings! I’ll be keeping this incredibly short cause I’ve got a full morning. Between Cleveland breaking its championship drought and the Brexit, I thought…
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Request Line: I Shot the Deejay
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY PRODUCER: …and so you’ll hear me through the earpiece, but of course the audience can’t hear any of it……
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Request Line: Shock The Monkey
INT. RADIO BOOTH – DAY BEANSIE: EEEKK! DFO TRANSLATION ALGORITHM: Hi folks, it’s me, Beansie! I’m back from my vacation in Jamaica. Right in…
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Request Line: I’m Gonna Crawl
Wow. Man. Oh, my head. It feels…not good. Like many of you, I’m suffering from the effects of the overindulgence that results when two…
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DFO Radio: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!
I decided that in lieu of coming up with any original content for this post (I’m planning to blow my wad on this week’s…
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Request Line: I’m Seein’ Stars Here!
WES WELKER: [sits in radio booth with a dazed expression] PRODUCER: [through earpiece] Come on, Wes. Introduce the segment. WELKER: [blinks, glances around] PRODUCER:…