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The Man With The Mop: Tuesday Open Thread
The NFL wastes no time chivvying its fans on to The Next Thing once the gratuitous bro-hugs-on-the-sidelines shots are finished- sometimes not even that…
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Stay On Target…: Tuesday Open Thread
Once again, it All Comes Down to This. And that’s kinda awesome. By my count, there are eleven (11) games with meaningful playoff implications,…
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Are…Are We Through?: Tuesday Open Thread
So we’re in the home stretch. 2024 is nigh upon us, and I for one am terrified. Not so much because 2024 promises to…
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Simply Having A Wonderful Sh*tsmastime: Tuesday Open Thread
Many of you voiced whole-hearted- dare I say fervent?- support for my Modest Proposal regarding summary roadside executions of rubberneckers. “What is next, wise…
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It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding): Tuesday Open Thread
So here we are: mid-December, and it’s All Coming Down To This. No more bye weeks. Precious little time for injured players to come…
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FATHER, I CRAVE VIOLENCE!…Tuesday Open Thread
As long time readers of my barely-intelligible howlings will know, I generally have no love, patience or pity for “revenue generating sports” at the…
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An Ant Has No Quarrel With A Boot: 2023 Buffalo Bills at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” HOW’S…
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….. Tuesday Open Thread
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed…
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FISH SPA! Tuesday Open Thread
Hi kids! Back from DFOCon 2023, and boy is my liver tired. We laughed, we cried, we watched one of our own basically have…
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The (W)Omen (and Halloween Open Thread)
INTERIOR, REPUBLIC RECORDS LOBBY. A DESPONDENT RECORD EXECUTIVE SITS ON A BENCH, WITH A CATHOLIC PRIEST STANDING PRIEST: The relationship…is dead. RECORD EXECUTIVE: No.…