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They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
[Author’s Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread. Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news…
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Tantric Football Tuesday! Tuesday Open Thread
I suppose it should be called Edging Tuesday, as it has nothing to do with any purifying spiritual practice. If anything, it is soul-destroying–…
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Another Obscure Movie Night! Tuesday Open Thread
Can you feel it? Smell it on the wind, like the first hint of a rainstorm that will drown all Creation after years of…
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Obscure Movie Night! Tuesday Open Thread
It’s another Mid August Tuesday, bitches! And yooooouuu know what that meeeeeeans: Fuck All. It means Nothing. Not “nothing” in terms of relative unimportance…
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Chainmail and Chucklef**ks: 2021 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Well that didn’t take long. Last year’s preview was basically one long mea culpa about how wrong I had been to predict that the 2019 49ers…
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Have You Heard the Good News of FDR: American Badass? Tuesday Open Thread
Hey, remember that big long screed I went on last week about how at least the Olympics were good to save us from the…
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Welcome Back…to THUNDERDOME! Your Hall of Fame Game Open Thread
Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death…
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Nature Abhors a Vacuum: Tuesday Evening Open Thread Edition
Tuesdays suck. Summer Tuesdays suck more, because it stays light out FOREVER, making Wednesday seem all the more distant. But God forbid you do…
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Mock Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The XVII(a)(3)(C)(iii)
Good day to you, beautiful degenerates. Reverend Mayhem here, subbing in for the intrepid Horatio Cornblower. Grand Admiral Cornblower is currently on detached service…
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Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich…