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“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual…
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Hate Week 2020 Retrospective: Revisiting My Disasterous 49ers Preview
Welcome, everyone- it’s Hate Week 2020 at DFO! It is my third-favorite time of the football year, trailing only Draftsmas Eve and P*triots Schadenfreude…
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What We Drank Last Night: Cogito Ergo Sumbitch
Translation: I think, therefore I’m a Rotten Bastard Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great,…
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Regretsmas Eve Open Thread
“Over”? Did you say “over”? NOTHING is over until OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS decide it is! That’s right, friends, you have not yet escaped the…
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What We Drank Last Night: WILD CARD!
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I’ve been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief…
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What We Drank Last Night: Thanksgiving Tuneup Edition
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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Rudolph the Raycess Reindeer: CrimeBeat! Followup Edition
Whelp, the other shoe has…um…sort of dropped. While we were all distracted by Potentially P(a)edophile Princes and Tua Tagovailoa’s first contract value going from…
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CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition
Well shit. Here I was, all proud of myself for getting The Deacon all snugged up in his pajamas and into his Baby Jail…
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CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition
It’s that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break,…