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CrimeBeat!: Whistling Past the Graveyard Edition
/closes eyes, pinches bridge of nose, puffs out cheeks and blows out breath. Ok. Ok. You can do this, Mayhem. //opens eyes, stares at…
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Free Ballin’ Football Podcast: Superb Owl Edition
[Editor’s Note: Bill from Free Ballin’ asked for a guest bloggy-post to introduce this week’s episode, and he handed over the keys to Reverend…
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Celebrity Superb Owl Picks: Sean Spicer
COWARDLY MEDIA WHORE TRADING JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY FOR ACCESS: Good evening, and welcome to CNN. Tonight, we turn to a somewhat lighter topic than normal:…
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CrimeBeat!: Giving Up the Gun Edition
[Note From The “Author”: pursuant to a number of comments across multiple posts, CrimeBeat! will officially be a politics-free zone until things calm the…
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CrimeBeat!: Guess Who’s Rewatching Archer Edition
Oh men. MEN! Like fetuses (feti?) experiencing the uncomprehending trauma and struggle of their own nativity, we have been pushed and squeezed and squished…
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Rogue 23: A Skol Wars Story
[Exterior, Space. The camera pans through the cold black nothingness of the void. The underside of a Star Destroyer slowly passes into frame, until…
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The Banshee Screams For Buffalo Meat
Oh men. MEN! Lend me your ears; I come to bury Rex, not to praise him. The naughty shit that men do lives…
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Meanwhile, At The BirdMurderDome…
[EXTERIOR, Minneapolis] [Six bedraggled figures, backs stooped and all but one swathed in many layers of mismatched clothing , huddle in a doorway to…
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CrimeBeat! Triumphant Return Edition
Oh men. MEN! I apologize, from the deepest cockles of my heart, for the no-doubt-emotionally-devastating wasteland that your lives have been during the prolonged…