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Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems…
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The Tyranny of Meh: Buffalo Bills at the Bye
RECORD: 3-2 PROJECTED RECORD AT THIS POINT: 1-4 So I was all set for it, right? It would be just like a normal Bills…
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HAPPY FUN BRAIN SCREAMING TIME: A Buffalo Bills Season Preview!
Holy shit, you guys, I can’t remember going into a Bills regular season so stoked about their chances to Make Some Noise since… well,…
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CrimeBeat!: Detroit Lions Season Preview Edition
(Puts on Vince Mancini hat, dusts off Armond White’s seminal work, “Ethnic Frisson: Pretentiously Overbearing Pontification in Mid-Pre-Post-Modern Cinematic TruthBombing”) I am continually fascinated…
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Cleveland Roulette: Garrett or Trubisky?
So whose it gonna be? Whose luck finally runs out when the Browns turn in their draft index card thingy? Is it going to…
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CrimeBeat!: Bat Country Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let’s get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA CHARGE: Indecent exposure With apologies to…
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CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition
Good men and women of DFO, rejoice, for I have heard your cry. Deep in my Timeless Slumber, though empires and eons passed me…
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CrimeBeat!: Gift Horse Edition Part I
So, over the last year of doing this “column,” I have bitched on numerous occasions in the past about how desolate and bereft of…
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CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE” TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the…