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CrimeBeat!: Take 2 Edition
So for the two of you who actually saw my post earlier, sorry for the headfake. I lost my grandfather last night (ironically, he…
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CrimeBeat!: “In five years the Spanos family will be completely legitimate” Edition
Whelp, that’s what comes of trying to be prepared. I figured since I was supposed to have trial this week I would pre-prep some…
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CrimeBeat!: Supplemental Edition
Continuing the tradition of great Crime News I Can Use breaking just after I put up my post, news out of Dallas today broke…
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CrimeBeat!: Take the Cannoli Edition
Well boys and girls, we made it. Training camps are all now officially “going on”. Peter King is probably on some back road in…
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CrimeBeat!: Isn’t This Where We Came In? Edition
Jeebus Cripes. As Albert Einstein (probably never) said, “When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.…
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CrimeBeat!: Better Never Than Late Edition
So yeah. In God’s ongoing quest to drive me insane using ten thousand tiny frustrations, last week’s best Crime News I Could Use came…
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CrimeBeat!: Anticlimax Edition
Well fuckery. I mean, Fourth of July weekend is traditionally a feast for your everyday Pulp Sports Crime Writer, and not just because Uncle…
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CrimeBeat!: “We Voted To Do What Now?” Edition
Men. MEN! In what I can only assume was a brilliant ploy to eliminate opponents of Real Football In London, Roger Goodell has successfully…
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CrimeBeat!: Requiem for a Lightweight Edition
It’s 4 pm on an offseason Tuesday. Do you know where your tangentially-NFL-related crime stories are? THEY ARE RIGHT FUCKING HERE! LET YOUR CELEBRATIONS…