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Sexy Friday – 20231222

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TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed the last serious work week of the year. And I doubly hope everyone enjoys this upcoming weekend. Survival - Personal Edition Today's totally relevant situation involves the desert! Let's say you were smart enough to bring a bunch of beverages with you, but not so much that you

Sexy Friday – 20231215

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TGIF! I'm sick as a dog so let's get this over with so I can crawl back into bed. Survival - Personal Edition Here's some tips on handling lost luggage, specifically when you're on a business trip. File a report at the airport. Do this as soon as you know your luggage

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

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Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Sexy Friday – 20231208

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TGIF! With Tuberville lifting his blockade, I hope you have all enjoyed your military promotions this week. Survival - Personal Edition Those of you with kids know the drill. They're pretty stupid. As Jason Statham so eloquently stated, there's a reason: Well let's cover one of those. Survival - Personal Edition - Too Long

Sexy Friday – 20231201

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TGIF! WTH? It's December? Also, having to blog on vacation is the worst. I hope I get double time for this. Survival - Personal Edition Again, vacation, so I'm going to keep this short and sweet. Today we're going to identify the signs that you are not, in fact, over your ex.

Sexy Friday – 20231124

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TGIF! I hope everyone had as an enjoyable Thanksgiving as I did. Survival - Personal Edition Let's discuss golfing. Specifically, let's talk about when you get mad and how to control that rage. Set down anything you might break or intend to use as a weapon. Drop your clubs, bag, balls -

Sexy Friday – 20231117

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TGIF! May your wrist ligaments still be intact. As none of you will remember, I fractured and dislocated my CMC joint which is the joint that connects the base of your thumb with your wrist. You folks have no idea the misery and humiliation having to learn to wipe with

Sexy Friday – 20231110

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TGIF! Remember to read the reviews before you purchase a refurbished vacuum. Sure, the Ret. Dr. RTD will audibly and quite physically dissuade you from buying used, but it turns out repairing broken Dyson vacuums is both easy and economical. Survival - Personal Edition Today we're going to cover being lost in

Sexy Friday – 20231103

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TGIF! Be alert! Conor Stalions is probably stealing your signs right this moment. Survival - Personal Edition One of the worst aspects of a job is when they want you to fly somewhere. Even worse, they control the arrangements which means your sorry ass is flying coach somewhere. Of course, most of

Sexy Friday – 20231027

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TGIF! I know everyone is super excited about the World Series (GO SNEKS!) kicking off right as this publishes, so I'll get on with it! Survival - Personal Edition Some of you have made the terrible, financially ruinous decision to have children. Even worse, these total leeches deprive you of your much

Sexy Friday – 20231020

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TGIF! Glad the week is over. I did way too much actual work this week and felt way too much stress. That's unhealthy. But! We have a great weekend ahead of us before it all starts again. Survival - Personal Edition Now that we're deep into football season, footy season, JV football