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“HAHT OF DAHKNESS!” A Special Boots On The Ground Report From New England
Going to America right after the YUGGGGGGGEST election in its history seemed, to most Canadians we know, like a suicide mission. But we needed…
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Week 10 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and Goodell Gets Paid a Visit by an Old Friend
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Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord’s Goodell’s work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike…
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Cam Gets His Call
Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite…
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Scary NFL Stories: The Experiment
(Scene: a nondescript room with two doors—one far, one near—but no windows, and two tables and chairs. On one table is a large box…
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Quoth the Ginger
With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe, JJFozz, and actual writers/poets/intellectuals everywhere Once upon a season dreary, while owners pondered, meek and bleary- Eyed,…
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The Man With The Golden Arm* (A [Late] Cowboys At The Bye Week Horror Tale)
*pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo’s spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all.…