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NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…
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REDACTEDS On the Road
Scene: Exterior, late morning on a crisp, unseasonably warm December day in DC. An exciting weekend of football has been completed, as long…
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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…
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2016 Quotables (Week 12 – Results)
So, good news/bad news kind of thing this morning. First the bad, our gif for the sweet Eric Berry tackle/kill shot on Kapri Bibbs got…
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Your “Welp, It’s All Noise At This Point” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: There now appears to be an actual funding plan for building the Raiders a stadium in Oakland: The players: $600 million in…
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Season In the Abyss: The Last Packer Capers of Captain BlueBunny
“Hey Shogun Marcus, what’s with the Captain BlueBunny?” First of all, who are you, who sent you, and how do you know my name?…
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Your “Just How Close is the Coming Bandwagon-pocalypse?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Brock Ostweiler, quarterback for something called the “Texans”, has a complaint about the number of laser pointers that were shone his direction…
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“What’s that smell?” and other Balls Thoughts
Our own Hippo has been in a bit of a funk lately, so I thought I’d give it a shot to fill the void…
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Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread
Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is…