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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Seventh
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Fifth
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Third
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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The DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft, Chapter The Second
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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Roger Goodell’s Reported Time of 5.41s in the 40 Yard Dash is a Disgraceful Lie
Like many people who were fairly fast runners in their youth, I thought I’d be capable of running the forty yard dash in less…
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Your “We’re Barely Halfway There, Don’t Wuss Out, Keep On Drankin’” Late Afternoon Games Thread
Things got started early today in London. The Ratbirds missed their wake up call, however. Yeeeeesh. But we’re at the day’s halfway point finally. …
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Your “The Offseason Is Over–OVER I TELLS YA!” Open Thread
Well, it’s been a long wait, and it was rough. Was. For the naysayers: June ends tomorrow and training camps start in July. The…
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Good Night Sweet Patriot: Aaron Hernandez, 1989-2017
Aaron Hernandez was found dead this morning, apparently hanging himself with a bedsheet tied to his cell window. Reactions were immediate. “My heart is…
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April! God… DAMMIT – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
These are despairing times. The present has become anticipating the worst possible outcome in the foreseeable future. Or, for Jets fans, on draft day…
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Superb Owl LI Predictions: Steven Wright
Thanks. This game is in Texas. I thought that’s why they billed it Super Bowl Lee. It’s the fifty-first Super Bowl but the game’s…