Shogun Marcus – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Annual Performance Evaluation: Blandino, D.

NEW YORK, 4:30 a.m.: A bus rolls up to NFL Headquarters. The brakes hiss as the front door opens. A smoky fog rolls along…

NEW YORK Umm Shari, I think I’m going to take the afternoon off. You can too if you want, just make sure to…

When we last left our dismal duo, Joe was lamenting the entirety of the state of Wisconsin. Troy was Eggman. Standard Operating Procedure in…

Species Name: GMesis Shivathal (rhymes with Nemesis AND Genesis). However NONE EVER LOOK LIKE HER. But we view them as so due to their magical…

(Based on somewhat accurate reports.) America’s Game of the Weak! Welcome to this sea of unwashed, drunken hobbits. I am here, despite my pleas,…

We speak openly of Bleergh in this house. He doth rule our being. Believing in his ways is immaterial, as we have all exclaimed…

I’ve told you the tale of Father Shogun, which in itself is unique. But it pales quite honestly to the tale of Mama Shogun.…

1/9/2017 I don’t say much about me or mine. It’s not interesting to me, until I talk about it, at which point everyone says…

Did I do the clickbait right? You’re here so I’m guessing the answer is yes. Good on ya, I knew I liked you. By…

I think it’s safe to say 2016 has been one epic whadafuq no matter who you are or your views toward life in general.…