Tag: the maestro

John, gotta say: all this virus stuff is making me think we might not get to be out there on the gridiron for quite…

Jim, what’s the deal with you these days? Why haven’t you been up working out with me at 4 in the morning like we…

[source] I’m concerned about all my guys’ offseason training regimes, Jim. I don’t think they’re listening. John, it’s always harder with the pro guys.…

Hey, John – you know anything about emus? Big, dumb, stupid, but fast. Kinda like your average Raiders draft pick at receiver, I guess?…

Jim, I want to cut you a deal. Next time we have a family touch football game, I promise I won’t chop-block you in…

Jim, I bet you’re getting excited for your spring game already. Nothing like a little in-team offence vs. defence rivalry to get the blood…

I did it, John! At last! You won’t believe it! Did what, Jim? I cured one of my players’ painkiller addictions. With just my mind. …

Niners lost the Super Bowl again, Jimbo. How you feeling? The booby traps worked! I knew that the homemade Bluetooth-enabled fireworks I rigged up…

Hey Johnny. Hey Jimbo. You look different this week. You like it? New haircut. Wanted to get it a tiny bit shorter, so that…

Hey Jim. I need some advice. Since this seems to happen to you all the time, I figured you’d be the ideal person to…