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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Schwerer Gustav

Seems like it’s getting harder and harder to fill out my roster for next fall’s high school football team. I wish I’d be able…

Spring is here, which means that it’s time for me to whip my high-school team into shape for the upcoming football season. Never too…

You know what disappoints me? Games that get played in domes. There’s not enough being done about trying to toughen people up – we…

Since I’m no longer coaching pro ball, I thought it’d be a good thing to go back to my roots and think about becoming…

You know what’s scary these days? The New England Patriots. Actually, scratch that. They’re always scary. You know what else is scary? Nukes. I…

Oh, man’s best friend. It’s been tough waiting for the phone to ring some days… you never know when that next head coaching gig…

People talk about coaches’ ability to control the locker room, and how it’s an important one. Some people say I never did that so…

I was scrolling through the TV channels the other day, waiting for the phone to ring about my next head coaching gig, and I…

Say what you will these days about unpredictability, but it’s hard to keep opponents on their toes more and more. It takes real innovation…

When it comes to offensive playcalling, I don’t like risk! That’s why when it’s windy outside, it’s always better to elect to kick. In…