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Tales from the Kicked
Exterior, an old and rickety mansion. Cobwebs cling to crevices that cover creaking corners. Of course, the night is dark and stormy. Lightning cracks…
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2019 Chicago Bears at the Bye
As I write this, the Bears have just finished choking away a game in London, like Theresa May but with none of the charm.…
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What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year,…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Request Line! Chili Relleno!
Good morning DFO! Welcome, welcome. Good to have you back after a somewhat, let’s say less than immaculate recipe last week. This week we’ve…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Lucky #13
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #11
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number 10
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine…
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…