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Your “Guess What Day It Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Mike, Mike, Mike…. Guess what day it is. HUMP DAY!!!!! Yep, we’re halfway there this week. Only four days until the LIV Tyler Superb…
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Tuesday De-Motivational – Hate Can Be Healthy
As everyone knows, it’s DFO Hate Week this week. And while I’m sure many of you will disagree, I think you’ll at least get…
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Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Earlier today, King Hippo posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition. Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what…
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Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can’t prove…
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Your “Stand Tall” Friday Evening Open Thread
Normally I am more attracted to petite girls. But every now and again I find myself looking slightly upwards and thinking… yeah ok, fine…
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Your “Batalla de los Tigres” Monday Evening Open Thread
I promise you that the Tigers will win tonight’s NCAA Football National Champs game. You can take that one to the bank. (Hippo probably…
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Your “Second Verse…” Friday Evening Open Thread
…Same as the first. Perhaps I’m getting old and predictable. But with less than a month left in the NFL post-season we gotta get…
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Wednesday Motivational – Try To Be Optimistic
This is a weird one. Admittedly. Trying to remain optimistic can become difficult sometimes. Shit happens. I get it, trust me. I had a…
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I Presume We’re Looking Foar A Reason Moar Complicated Than “People Are Just A**holes”?
Why Don’t People Return Their Shopping Carts? And don’t give me that disability bullshit. You made it to the store. You’re buying your processed…
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Your “The Playoffs Are Near” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yup. Wildcard Weekend is upon us. Easy there. I know it’s exciting, but be careful. Don’t hurt yourself or you’ll end up in the…