Sexy Friday is A Spoooooooooky Halloween Eve

Via NFL.com: The 6-0 Patriots, Packers, Broncos, Panthers and Bengals all have perfect records through seven weeks. That's the most ever this deep into the season since the merger in 1970. Now that I'm embedding SF Tumblr posts to save you bandwidth, to view or save specific images, click the "..." at

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

Halloween! A time where we actively permit children to work towards developing juvenile diabetes and/or lifelong psychological trauma, while we get inappropriately drunk and develop some incredibly fucked-up fetishes from costumes that were never intended to be sexy, but still somehow are. Also, Satanists or something. I dunno. At any

Hasta la Vista, Grantland

ESPN has officially killed their longform storytelling boutique site, and the inspiration for the greatest subdomain on the interwebs, the MMQB. http://espnmediazone.com/us/espn-statement-regarding-grantland/ While Simmons' departure certainly put Grantland on notice of cancellation, the news, coming the Friday before Halloween when they hoped we weren't looking, is still jarring.  Personally, I was always

Boo This Man

[SCENE: Interior, NFL Headquarters. Uneaten pizzas litter the tables as men in suits nervously check their blackberries for updates on the DOW, emails from their assistants, and missives from their mistresses. The room is silent save the clicking from their outdated keyboards and the nearly imperceptible wheezing emanating from the

It’s quiet… too quiet…

So here's something to listen to--the great voice of Ken Nordine reading Edgar Allen Poe's "The Conqueror Worm", from the album Closed On Account Of Rabies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qnj17goUP0 It's a great album, also featuring Christopher Walken reading "The Raven", Iggy Pop reading "The Telltale Heart", Gabriel Byrne reading "The Masque Of The Red Death",

DFO, Money comes in

After some more thought, I’m sure the Browns are going to fuck us. – Balls, WEW, Cleveland in 1996 WhyEaglesWhy called it in the comments last week.  Sure enough, Cleveland fucked us.  Meanwhile, King Hippo nailed his one pick for the week to jumpstart his monster comeback while DTZM was able to pull

Wednesday Night Hockee & Based Balls Shenanigans

Since it's the middle of the week, we should probably be responsible and turn it at a normal hour, since there isn't much going on, right? Or, on the other hand, we can continue ranting and being irresponsible while there is a nice assortment of other SPROTS to watch while drinking