A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview

(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit again. Brandon Flowers: Yeah, tell me about it. Hell, I don’t even think Rivers has healed up from last season yet! Philip Rivers: [Limps in on crutches, most of

Birdcano: A 2016 Cardinals Preview

Last year : 11–5 (13-3), second place in NFC West Champions (Lost in Wild Card Divisional Round to 7-8-1 15-1 Carolina Panthers) Video of the post-game locker room speech is not available for embed but is on youtube here. Departures: Todd Bowles, Bay Area Troll Darnell Dockett, Larry Foote, Lyle Sendlein (March, 2015), Antonio

Your “Just Another Sign The Season Is Upon Us” Tuesday Open Thread

NFL Roundup: plenty of news today Ugh. Fresh on the heels of the good news that Kenny Easley has been chosen by the Senior Committee for possible Hall of Fame consideration comes Jerry Jones & Paul Taglibue being nominated for the Hall in the "Contributor" category. The League has given

Your “Still High On De Grasse” Olympics Open Thread

That's some garbage newspaper-level punning right there! There's a ton of fantastic sports action going on right now for a guy that may have skipped work to get day-drunk. Here's what's on tap/currently tapping- Badminton, Basketball, Beach Volleyball, Boxing, Canoe/Kayak, Cycling, Diving, Equestrian, Gymnastics, Handball, Field Hockey, [takes a deep breath]  Sailing,

Your “Not Quite Heroin; More Like Methadone” Monday Open Thread

NFL News: Florio is retreading a report that the NFL is considering the Rams & 49ers in China for the 2018 season's first game. The main article is hidden behind a paywall that demanded too much info, but the gist I caught was that the League would make this the Thursday

DFO Insanity League 2

Here’s the link to the second Insanity league. https://yho.com/nfl?l=619470&k;=5954bdbd1c268776&soc;_trk=lnk&ikey;=25f223df0bbe78a1 Join up and get crazy WOO

The Dunghill of College Sports

College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t wait for the rematch in the second annual North Dakota State Police Training Academy Brutality Bowl! What a contest.   Give me a goddamn break. Every year we are

DFO Radio: Hi-Fi Sci-Fi

SWEET SWEET FOOTBALL METHADONE! Thanks to the one-two punch of (meaningless) football and the Summer Poo-lympics, last weekend was pretty much the sportsiest weekend of the summer.  We've got just more than three weeks of speculating about depth charts and final rosters, lamenting over injuries, and revising our fantasy draft boards

Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to be highlighted for the first Sunday-Nighter of the exhibition season? This game. This game? One of these teams doesn't even exist! Texans/49'ers-After getting kicked to the curb

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 21

There were plenty of those this week!  A recap, a look ahead, and a whole lot more on Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! We start off with the Friday Night Footy clash between the Western Bulldogs and the Collingwood Magpies and you know what, let's get straight to this: If Steele