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Month: November 2016
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (629) AFL Beat (274) A Selection Of (360) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5111) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (902) futbol (507) Gambling (344) Game Preview (540) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1074) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1062) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (584) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2929) Open Threads (4264) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (699) Reflections (776) scotch (940) Sexy Friday (512) STORNG TAEK!!1! (321) Sunday Gravy (245) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (557) Wumbo Wednesday (177)
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Themeless Lesser Footy Turns to November
Fuck it, I am lazy and depressive by nature. My Lesser Footy sides have ass kickings coming their way, too. We get a rare…
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TGISF…aka Hallelujah, Where’s the Tylenol…aka Sara Jean Underwood is a Goddess/Sexy Friday Open Thread
Damn….is it really Friday again already? Yeesh, I really gotta stop drinking so much. The title for Sexy Friday this week should be self-explanatory. …
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CFL Beat: Week 20
Just one week remains in the 2016 CFL regular season! With a win against the Blue Bombers, Ottawa has now locked up the East…
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DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins
You might have heard on the news that there’s an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have…
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Bye Bye Beary
Los Osos de Chicago entered their week 9 bye week with a DAZZLING record of 2-6, good for last place in the division and…
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2016 Quotables (Week 8 – Results)
Whoops — forgot to put this baby on the schedule. So….uh…..yeah. Here are your Week 8 Quotables results.
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 54)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s semi-secret laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is wearing surgical magnifying glasses and working on the android body of…
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Your “Ain’t No Battle Like An NFC South Battle” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Man, it’s already Week 9? Where did the time go? [looks at several empty bottles of scotch on the mantle] Oh, right. TO THE…
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Week 9 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast and the Odd Tale of A Family Fantasy League
What’s going on, everyone? This is Josh from Free Ballin’ Football. I’d like to apologize to those of you who read through Bill’s novel…
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Cam Gets His Call
Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to…