“Fuck the Midwest” Edition – Weekend Lesser Footy Preview

King Hippo - November 26, 2016November 25, 2016

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You can take the states of Meeeechigan and Ohio and use them exclusively for nuclear waste storage for all I care. Oh, and I guess to hold the collective ESPN commentator ejaculate. Anyway, Burnley host Man City to kick your Saturday off. You can watch while pretending to have

TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Thanksgiving Feast” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 25, 2016November 25, 2016

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Yes, I know. I'm fully aware that by the time you read this, Thanksgiving will have been over for a good 24 hours...more or less. Don't care. I couldn't think of a better theme this week than Thanksgiving. So sue me. Whaddya want for nothing, a Rrrrrrrrubber Biscuit??? (obscure references ftw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSF9QT4jmsQ And trust

CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup

The Maestro - November 25, 2016November 25, 2016

This week is a very special edition of the CFL Beat, as I give a Boots On The Ground report of being in attendance live at the East Final, where were it not for the copious amount of clothing I was wearing, could very well have frozen my own balls

Shitsgiving Mini-Thoughts and Day After JV Preview

King Hippo - November 25, 2016

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Due to family bullshit, much of my coverage was radio, and my TAEKS are evens less informed than usual. Caveat emptor. Oh, and HAPPY DAY AFTER OVEREATING SHAME, EVERYBODY!!! Crazy Eyez managed to go 31-37 and still stink up the field and single-handedly lose the game in Romonobyl-like fashion

2016 Quotables (Week 11 – Results)

blaxabbath - November 25, 2016November 25, 2016

I didn't watch really any Thanksgiving football. The Lions game was on the radio during my morning drive (radio hosts said Stafford 'looks lean and athletic' this year), I saw DAK rush for a td in the Cowboys/SLURS game, and then I just remember that the Colts ran a fake punt

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 57)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 25, 2016November 24, 2016

The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where the DFOers are gathered for Thanksgiving. Beerguyrob is working the bar and chatting with King Hippo, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and WCS, while Yeah Right, Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly play video games on the big screen TV. Yeah Right:

Your “Y’know, In The Rest of the World It’s Just ‘Thursday'” Thanksgiving Night Game Open Thread

Beerguyrob - November 24, 2016November 24, 2016

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Please, allow me to extend to you some traditional Canadian US-Thanksgiving hospitality. Have a slice. Maybe make a small plate and take it into your den, because I hope you've got room for one more game. Your old pal Roger has gifted you the Steelers & Colts. YINZERS & HUMPS, BAY-BEE! News of

Your “Cowboys/Redacteds ‘Showdown’ Just Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It” Thanksgiving NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 24, 2016November 24, 2016

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Have I ever told you the story of how I discovered Thanksgiving football? I have? Shut up. Who asked you, anyway? Me? I don't know that guy. Okay-I was a young puppy that went by the name of chocolatemilknaut and I was sick as sick can be. Mommynaut propped me

Your “But I Wanna Watch The Game! Aunt Lilly Is Boring As Hell. And Racist!” NFL Football Thanksgiving Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 24, 2016November 24, 2016

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Now what's with all this talk I hear about 2015 being bad/sucky? You have in front of you TWO(!) Thanksgiving tilts that feature teams over .500 playing games that have implications in their divisions. If this is Trump's America, I'm all for it. Hell, I want him to sing the

Aussetzung der Ungläubigkeit

ballsofsteelandfury - November 24, 2016November 22, 2016

October 17, 2016 - INTERIOR MEDICAL OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN PENNSYLVANIA Dr. Jim Bradley: Well Ben, I think the surgery went about as well as it could have. We may even have you back on the field after the Patriots game! Ben: Please address me as Herr Benjamin Todd Röthlisberger, mein lieber doktor. Dr. Jim:

Your “Try Not To Kill ALL Of Your Family” Thanksgiving-Eve Wednesday Night Open Thread

Beerguyrob - November 23, 2016November 23, 2016

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NFL News: No doubt in response to DFO's expert analysis, Packers president Mark Murphy said Wednesday he's not firing anybody. His answer takes a shot at some teams: "Well, if you look across the league, when those individual owners do things like that, it usually doesn't turn out very well." Injury

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Thanksgiving Dinner for Procrastinators

Recipes

laserguru - November 23, 2016November 28, 2019

Author's note: This post originally aired last year on the day before Thanksgiving. It was easily one of my most popular Sunday Gravy posts. I was even told it was "on fleek!" whatever the fuck that means. Since it's once again that time of year I thought I would dust