OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during the Dolphins game and our secondary get burned by Ryan Tannehill... well, my optimism for the rest of the season is, shall we say, waning. My
Month: November 2016
Season In the Abyss: The Last Packer Capers of Captain BlueBunny
"Hey Shogun Marcus, what's with the Captain BlueBunny?" First of all, who are you, who sent you, and how do you know my name? Actually I don't care. Sit down and tell me if this rag smells like ether. All good? Ok. Captain BlueBunny is my name for Mike McCarthy. Blue Bunny
Balls’ Day Out: The Grand Tour taping
I made reference to this a while back, but, now that the show has aired, I can finally provide a behind-the-scenes look at what it was like to attend the taping of the first-ever episode of I will start off by telling you that there will be few, if any, pictures
Your “Just How Close is the Coming Bandwagon-pocalypse?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Hastily Assembled Much-Needed Mid-Season Hiatus, or, New York Jets at the Bye
(This is a collaborative effort between entropy and Senor Weaselo. We blame any and all errors on theweebabySeamus) The interior of a network executive's office, location undetermined, as all the window shades are drawn. The NETWORK EXECUTIVE is staring expectantly at the man in the first guest chair, who is hunched
Better Know a Deity: Shan’Khor
It's time for another installment of Better Know a Deity. Sure, we all know the big names in the football pantheon like BLEERGH, BOLTMAN! and Al Davis' Revified Corpse. But sometimes a lesser-known god or goddess comes to the fore. (H/t to Thursday Sky Goddess). Name: Shan'Khor Nicknames: “the Merciless"; "Shankopotamus" (not
2016 Quotables (Week 11 – Submissions)
INT. TUESDAY MATINEE MOVIE THEATER A handful of viewers are individually peppered about the seats in the dark theater as previews for a Star Wars film, a romantic comedy starring Amy Adams, and a remake of Ghostbusters with Legos end. One viewer has been mumbling to himself throughout the previews and snickering at his own comments. He
The DFO Patrón Saint
Back at the site where we all met, there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to who they were and why they were. Here, we have many unofficial matron saints And no official patron saint although two viable obvious options exist. Unfortunately, I'm worried they
Denver at the 2016 Bye (No Ofence)
Your “Wall of Voodoo asks, ‘Is This Game On Mexican Radio, Whoa O?'” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
“Forget The Fireworks Factory, Blow The Whole Damn Thing Up” – A Walking Dead Recap
Down by the Lakeside
INT. FIRST ENERGY STADIUM PRESS ROOM A group of reporters fill the chairs before an empty speakers table. Members of the Browns press corps are somberly discussing the game and comparing notes for their morning columns They hush themselves and begin turning on their recording devices and scribbling on their notepads as Browns Coach