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Month: November 2016
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2016 Quotables (Week 11 – Submissions)
INT. TUESDAY MATINEE MOVIE THEATER A handful of viewers are individually peppered about the seats in the dark theater as previews for a Star Wars film, a romantic comedy…
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The DFO Patrón Saint
Back at the site where we all met, there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to…
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Denver at the 2016 Bye (No Ofence)
Like, literally. And Mile High Sanchize ain’t comin’ through that door, he’s fat, dumb, and happy as the Future NFC Champion Dallas Cowboys’ backup…
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Your “Wall of Voodoo asks, ‘Is This Game On Mexican Radio, Whoa O?’” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ahhh, Mexico City! Did you know that the NFL hasn’t played here since Mahmound Abbas won a landslide victory for the presidency of the…
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“Forget The Fireworks Factory, Blow The Whole Damn Thing Up” – A Walking Dead Recap
Man, I don’t even know anymore… He’s dead; get over it. Thanks to Seamus for covering last week while I was off doing research…
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Down by the Lakeside
INT. FIRST ENERGY STADIUM PRESS ROOM A group of reporters fill the chairs before an empty speakers table. Members of the Browns press corps…
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Instant (Mid-Morning) Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2016
First of all – fuck the world, and fuck humanity. Extinction is coming, and we will totes deserve it. Until that sweet day of…
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“What’s that smell?” and other Balls Thoughts
Our own Hippo has been in a bit of a funk lately, so I thought I’d give it a shot to fill the void…
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Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread
Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is…
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Your Late Afternoon Tri-Medley of Games Open Thread
My old crew of buddies prided ourselves on creating our own little vernacular. If I had said, “‘Tri-Medley’?-is that even a freakin’ word?” My…