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Month: November 2016
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Your “Week 11? Where Did The Time Go?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
If you haven’t felt the season fly by fairly quickly, I envy you and wish you well in your battle with acne. You see,…
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“When Not All Tires Catch Fire” – The Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye
First of all, let’s kick this mother off right: The Falcons are 6-4 and on their bye this weekend. Let that sink in for a…
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EPL Returns and Other Lesser Footy Sadness
Everything still sucks out loud and should be set on fire. It will all be ablaze soon enough, and Lesser Footy exists to hopefully…
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TGISF…aka Your “Don’t Build That Wall Just Yet” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So last week, I made a bit of a faux pas in the sports section of the TGISF entry. While I had every intention…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Finals
The playoffs press on – both games last weekend were absolute barn-burners, and even if you’re only just starting to pay attention now to…
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2016 Quotables (Week 10 – Results)
Results! Yes! Here they are! Also, I was in Vegas yesterday and, apparently, their Chik-fil-A will not be completed before your 12/3 [DFO]…
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2016 Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
The Detroit Lions, a team in the NFC North, are currently 5 – 4 and are in first place by virtue of a win…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 56)
The scene: Future Moose’s opulent (if virtual) bedchambers. Moose is there with Ballsofsteelandfury, who is in the virtual form of Future Clone Debbie Harry.…
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Your “First QB To 500 Yards Passing Wins!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
[arrives home late from work, runs to computer] No time for a little story, guys. TO THE GAME! NO/Car-The last time the 4-5 Saints…
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Week 11 Free Ballin’ Football Podcast with Special Guest DTZM and the Definitive Guide to Fan Narratives
[soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/293427504″ params=”color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false” width=”100%” height=”166″ iframe=”true” /] [Editor’s Note: This week we had DFO’s own Darkest Timeline Zack Morris on the podcast to discuss…