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Month: November 2016
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (629) AFL Beat (274) A Selection Of (360) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) BattleBots Beat (111) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5111) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (902) futbol (507) Gambling (344) Game Preview (540) horror (175) Insane Shit (1188) Lesser Sports (1074) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1062) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (584) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2929) Open Threads (4264) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (699) Reflections (776) scotch (940) Sexy Friday (512) STORNG TAEK!!1! (321) Sunday Gravy (245) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (557) Wumbo Wednesday (177)
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“HAHT OF DAHKNESS!” A Special Boots On The Ground Report From New England
Going to America right after the YUGGGGGGGEST election in its history seemed, to most Canadians we know, like a suicide mission. But we needed…
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Your “Oh Great, HE’S Back” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Accepting the inevitable, Tony Romo validates Dak Prescott as the starter, thus beginning the Drew Bledsoe phase of his playing career. RGIII…
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Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference
INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY – SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure…
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Raiders at the Bye: A Capital Idea!
INT. MASTER BEDROOM – NIGHT In a modern and tasteful master bedroom, a suburban couple lays comfortably in bed. The wife – JESSICA McCLOUGHAN…
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Amazement Is Not Leprosy Open Thread
As a ranked competitor in the World Series of Seething, I’m a fan of detachment. It is therefore distressing to see the proliferation of…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Land of the Rising Suds
Hi kids! It’s your friendly neighborhood curate, Reverend Mayhem, subbing in for makeitsnow. He is currently…indisposed. So, let’s get right down to it. Today,…
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2016 Quotables (Week 10 – Submissions)
According to WordPress, this is blaxabbath‘s 100th [DFO] post. This is a milestone for me and that is…pathetic. But I doubt I’ll make it…
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Your “Are You Not Entertained? Wadda Ya Mean, ‘Kinda’?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
The NFL had a hell of a task on its hands yesterday-to attempt to make us forget about the previous few miserable days. In…
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Your “Worst Uninvited House guest in EVAR!!” Walking Dead Recap
Greetings fellows and fellettes. For this week’s recap of The Slowest Show On Earth…errr The Walking Dead, I’m filling in for the lovely and…
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It’s Here! The HRTN Poster is Here! OMG!!!
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Darkest Timeline Zach Morris has called a meeting. DTZM: All right, settle down, everyone. Now, I’ve called you…