*Blows Whistle Alright everybody bring it in! Take a knee, boys. Skylar god damn it I said take a knee not two a knee. Taking two knees are for girls, and you'll understand that when you get older. Now shut up everyone listen while I am talking to you. See boys this
Month: October 2017
Your “Catch Your Dreams Before They Slip Away” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Giants have ended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie's suspension after one game. With the Seahawks coming to town, that makes sense, given the differences between Trevor Siemian & Russell Wilson. Roger Goodell & the Seahawks Doug Baldwin sent a joint letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee in support of the Sentencing
Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 6 2017
2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)
Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History
Ever since the massacre in Las Vegas was dubbed "the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history" there's been a bit of a fuzz about what "modern" history actually refers to. Since apparently the semiautomatic handgun is the ultimate arbiter of what makes American society tick, does "modern" history refer
Bengals Bye Week – God’s Merciful Reprieve
Monday Night Feast! Colts @ Titans Open Thread
Both teams are 2-3, and fill the bottom half of the lowest wattage division in the NFL. Luck is out. Mariota (hamstring - questionable) says he'll go--i.e., Cassel is definitely in the mix. But enough table-setting. This is my position on "Pfft, baseball's on" taeks: Artist's lesss handome conception via lolafilms.com IND-TEN is
We Care Since the NFL Doesn’t
By now, unless you have carefully cultivated your social media feed(s) to only reflect the opinions of people Richard Spencer believes should have the right to vote, you have seen a slew of "Me, too" and/or #metoo posts on facebook, twitter, etc. In the wake of the latest public outing
Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2017
Twas a wacky week, with lots of points, reversals of fortune, untimely deaths, and blown giant leads. Of course, the biggest news was the broken collarbone of Aaron Rodgers, ruining the Vikes/Packers matchup (as Brett Hundley made Case Keenum look like Fran Tarkenton). As noted during the liveblog, I am on
