Month: May 2019
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Your “Sometimes Less Is More” Friday Evening Open Thread
OK, I have to be careful here. Because I respect women a great deal. And I sincerely mean that. In fact ironically, trying very…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 3 (Getting Together)
EXT. NONDESCRIPT BROWNHOUSE, PARK SLOPE – DAY A woman in a black leather jacket carefully climbs up the front steps, swaying slightly with each…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Day of the Daiquiri
Despite unseasonably cool temperatures in the Northeast, it is after Memorial Day, and therefore officially Summer in my book. With that in mind I’m…
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Your “Can You Use It In A Sentence Please? Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Just the worst news: Nick Foles’ wife had a miscarriage, so that’s why he left OTAs. She developed pneumonia during her 15th…
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CFL Beat: East Division Preview
Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…
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Your Middle of the Night The Cure Live Disintegration Show from Sydney Live Blog
Kyle Broflovski was right: For those of you that don’t know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album “Disintegration” from beginning to…
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The Wednesdayer (S1, E6 – On Time)
Tyrel Jackson Williams: Hello everyone and welcome to another week of The Wednesday with Peter King. Now Peter, we’ve been on here for six weeks…
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Moving Advice: The Post
Listen up! And Welcome to InfoWars! The only show that takes you so far inside the Deep State that you find Slick Willie’s 1994…
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Your “Nope – That’s Not Entertainment” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It is 100 days to the start of the NFL season. Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered…
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