April 2022 – Page 5 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Saturday NIght State of the World Thread

In case you aren’t depressed enough already, read this. Fucking Rooskies, man. There’s not much one can do, though. Nuke them, and the world…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” As during mid-week’s torture session,…

As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…

Happy Friday and day 2 of the Masters. I usually don’t watch too much golf, unless it’s one of these major tournaments, and even…

Welcome back to the Beat! When last we left off, 16 robots had fought through the first round (and for some, a play-in). Half…

Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…

Tylenol? Here, take the whole bottle. I know it’s probably not strictly ethical for me to give you this many all at once, but…

As you may have heard, Everton are in a scrap for their very survival. Our heart, soul, and pride have already been rendered like…

Hey kids. Where do you want to go? That’s right. To Uncle Mayhem’s Clubhouse. I was in Vegas this weekend and ended up…