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Month: December 2023
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings
Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you…
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Wednesday Motivational: Xmas Music Special
Hello hello. Happy Holidays, which I wish earnestly. Not everybody celebrates Christmas, but nobody is clear from its tornado of consumerism and reliculous traditions.…
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Simply Having A Wonderful Sh*tsmastime: Tuesday Open Thread
Many of you voiced whole-hearted- dare I say fervent?- support for my Modest Proposal regarding summary roadside executions of rubberneckers. “What is next, wise…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
So much going on, let’s head on over to… Fallout: -Birds Are People Too!: James Audubon would be pissed! The Niners have beaten the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2023 Season
Oh my. My, my, my. Every game can’t be a Van Gogh, but we will always have Lake Effect Bearsenschiesse (h/t LemonJello). Because our DUUUUUVVVVAAALLLL…
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Your Gentle Sunday Evening Open Thread (with football goodness)
She’s a rainy depressive day over here and I should make a fire. Ruby loves snuggling nearby when it’s roaring but Molly (the incredibly…
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Even More Football? Here’s Your Sign, Er, Open Thread
Let’s keep the good times rolling. To The Games! Niners/Cards: Potential upset here? The Cards have unlikely wins vs the Cowboys and Steelers and…
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More Football? Yup! Your Open Thread
To The Games! Jets/Fins: Tyreek is a game-timer and he would put serious pressure on a Jets D that deserves much better qb play.…
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Your Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I’d just like to say that if I comment early in this thread it means that I’ve mustered the courage to blow off my…